I began to run again and lift weights a little bit. I don't want to get built. I am just avoiding getting fat or dying of some silly heart disease or spending the final 15 years of my life expecting someone else to wipe my ass. I get flattered, though, when people notice that I am getting more lean and looking stronger than I used to. The attractive, vain girls from high school have begun to hit on me and ask me out but I realize it isn't because I look or act differently than I used to.

I'm what was left over. They're getting fat after years of boozing and swallowing frat cum and I suppose I am what is considered material that is, on the surface, appealing for a stable relationship. I spend my time chasing after hippie girls that are afraid of committing and I have a plethora of future, wide-assed, wind-pantsed soccer moms that'd suck my dick if I told them they were moderately attractive once in a while.