Observations and not-so sage-like advice:

'Revolution', the Beatles song, is amazing. I'm not just saying this like, "Woah, the Beatles started to do drugs and, like, oh my god things are so much better than 'I Just Want to Hold Your Hand," or anything insane like that. I am not sure on what television show they debuted this song but it is featured on the Beatles Anthology DVD set and it, completely outside of being a Beatles song, is incredible and near punk-like.

Never ask a random hippie if she is pregnant. No matter how far above self-consciousness one's lifestyle portrays them to be, women that aren't pregnant do not like this question.

And it's time for work.